My children were asking about their being babies and how I soothe them…. I told them my favorite was telling them bedtime stories, until they could understand..

This was one of my favorites:

There once was a young prince doctor, whom minded his own business and did great work for humanity.

One day an administrator, got all up in his grill

So he pulled out a machete and chopped off all her appendages

and They all lived happily ever after

THE END