its official I am launching my bid for president of the United States of America!!!
Your welcome!!!!
In the spirit of transparency which current politicians cannot understand. I would like to state my conflict of interest.  I periodically have a small gambling problem and make bets on real life situations.
I recently lost a bet and a little down in the dumps…
I bet on the name of the new princess of England.
I lost by betting she would be named “Shamika”!!! Well you never know who the father is and this whole thing of “once you go black, your parents stop loving you”!!!!
I want Johnnie Cochran back and demand DNA testing!!! God save the queen!!!

By the way, no more access of our congressmen to our women, children or page boys, all you men need to keep your sexual preferences to yourselves… THis means you Bill Clinton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that I got my brain off, my new legislation:
1)  in order to not raise taxes there will be a national lottery, drawn twice per week and therefore 31 times per year. Based on the concept of the dream of hitting the magic ticket, this should generate approximately $2 billion per month and annualized we should generate 24 billion dollars per year.

2) There will be a straight tax rate of 13.5%, everyone will pay this tax. Penalizing workers with wages above $100,000 per year destroys the moral of those individuals.  The tax burden has to be shared by all, no one sector should be responsible for all the wrong financial decisions by the government.

3) Government will be held accountable, you are no longer allowed to spend money so freely on issues that will not help the american public first.

4) All government agencies and politicians will be held accountable for conflict of interest.  The government website will have the names of ALL politicians, any money that comes into your hands will be reported for the public to see, from special interest groups, from big business, from nepotism. It is now your time to show transparency.  Just remember this is already in place for all US physicians….

5) Everyone will  have healthcare insurance.  The premiums will be based on the quality of care of your physicians with a “fudge factor” related to the individual taking responsibility for their actions to improve your health.  If you are at Walmart and happened to be in the F150 truck making the rounds for a close parking spot, this will increase your premiums….

6) Immigration will follow that path of all European countries… you can come and live for two years, after that, you need to find a job, maybe two, but no free ride. Why penalize the household doing their share…

7) Welfare will change, food stamps will no longer buy a 40 ounce malt liquor, kool-aid, animal fat, or pork rinds. you will have to be in the trade school of your choice and start working at the end of two years.  If any of your children bring home a Grade of D or lower, this will hold your check until their grades come up.

8) There will be a new program for underemployed or unemployment, i.e Redeployment or retraining. We need people in all areas of improving the infrastructure of the US.

9) All government employees and legislature will have the same health insurance as us mere mortals. No special plans for healthcare

10) All poor decisions by congressman, state representatives, local, state and municipal will have their vote and position evaluated after all meetings immediately, the American public will vote just like on dancing with the stars or American Idol, I know the system works, because more american’s cast votes for dancing with the stars than make it to the voting panel…

There are of course several things I did not include, terrorism should be left to the CIA, Military and National Security Agency, they are far more engaged than the average American and I trust them to make the right decision, provided of course they are not part of the security detail of the president and have access to alcohol and women of questionable virtues, (see Elliott Spitzer)